Welcome to Monica’s little world of magic. Filled with Patronus charms, flying faeries and dancing unicorns!

The girl you just called a Mudblood? She spends hours practicing spells hoping people will like her. The boy you just stupefied? His parents use the Cruciatus Curse on him regularly. That kid you just pushed? He is trying to use the killing curse on himself. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother was killed by a Death Eater. Re-post if you are against bullying in the Wizarding World. You never know what it’s like until you fly a mile on their broom.

Age: Wouldn’t you like to know? Just ask my fellow buddies at the rest home. Wait, shouldn’t have let that slip…Haha, joke, I’m 13, don’t judge, it’s just a number.

Location: Somewhere that you shall find yourself soon enough. That is if you want to visit the land of sheep. I’ll let you figure that one out.

Music: Yes, I am telling you this because music is an international language. To be honest I really do have really odd music tastes. It’s a mix between 80s and then indie but I have a soft side for 1D ;).

Let’s just say that Harry Potter is my religion. Other than that I guess I am an atheist. I do not mean to offend anyone but yes, it’s true.

I guess I’ve always been those type of over-hyped people. Who would ever know that I practically live on Tumblr? It’s like my secret life [Inserts evil laugh] Haha, but apart from that I mostly like to hang with friends and do the most surreal things. But secretly I’m a secret ninja CIA in training agent working on the field. Yeah, that didn’t make sense. My favorite colour is green (Like grass!) and I guess you can call me biscuit. I have a weird obsession with collecting leaves. I mean, leaves are so beautiful! Sometimes I cry because I know that I will never be able to go to Hogwarts. Or is it that I’m a Muggle and had never found out all along [Inserts tear] So anyone want to join me on my adventure to find Hogwarts?

Advance upon me and aggressive manner my dear human counterpart.

Farewell for now.

You know you love me, exohexohexoh gossip goat.